Taco Talkin': Lessons from Mangled Spanish and Mango Salsa

Oh how I remember my youthful days in Mexico. Sun-kissed skin. Adventures grin. And a brain about to burst from Spanish grammar overload like a piñata stuffed beyond capacity with chocolate treats!

Too many times I wanted to say something eloquent to the new Mexican friends I just met in the plaza and all I could mumble was, "voy baño” when I needed to quickly excuse myself after too much coffee…hoping I hadn't just volunteered to clean the public restrooms.

But that's the beauty of the "voy baño" approach, isn't it? Sometimes, simplicity reigns supreme.

Maybe at one time you sought to impress a waiter in a Mexican restaurant and ordered "muchísima salsa por favor" on your tacos, only to have your eyes water faster than a telenovela plot twist. You quickly found out that, "muchísma" means “a whole heck of a lot.” And that fiery Mexican salsa was too much to handle. But hey, you made your point, and there's a certain charm to that, isn’t there?

The lesson here transcends learning Spanish (though trust me, those verb conjugations still haunt my dreams). Whether it's navigating a new project at work (I’ve been deep in “project learning mode" for the last couple weeks), mastering a tricky recipe, or learning a new skill that you set as a goal for this year, focusing on what you can do is the secret sauce to success.

Sure, the fancy vocabulary can wait. Let others impress with their subjunctive clauses while you're busy building the solid foundation of clear communication and action. When you've got the "voy baño" down pat, the "voy a salir a caminar un ratito porque necesito relajarme y dejar que se baje la comida después de haber comido tanto mole" comes naturally. (Bonus points if you understand that sentence without Google Translate!)

So, amigo, the next time you find yourself at level zero of something, don't sweat the frills. Embrace the "voy baño" mentality. Communicate clearly, say what you can, do what you know, and trust that the salsa of your skills will only get spicier with time.

You might just impress yourself (and surprise those cute latinas) with what you can achieve, even if it involves a few hilarious linguistic mishaps along the way.

¡Ahora, que vayas a conquistar el mundo con todo tu gozo!” (And maybe order the mild salsa next time... unless you're feeling adventurous.) 🙂